i heard jj and rudy's version of "i got it from my mama" which i found insanely hilarious. bygkan aku leh gelak sorg2 kat umah. harus jiran2 aku igt aku sewel.heh
i tried to google the full version of the lyrics (kau boleh x gegeh?) so here's for u guys to have ur share of laughter
Hey JJ...
Laparla...
Yeala, where you wanna go ah?
Dunno, you got kereta?
No ah... jalan lah
HERE WE GO!
JJ, where'd you get your canai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your maggi from?
JJ, where'd you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your curry from?
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...
JJ, where'd you get your kopi from?
Rudy, where'd you get your nasi from?
JJ, where'd you get your sambal from?
Eh, Rudy, where'd you get your tapau from?
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...
Mamak, looking good from his head to his toe,
Curry overload, body out of control,
Open 24, you can always go,
So happening, also got cendol,
Roti smelling good, they don't use ghee,
It's almost small, it's the place to eat, (apa khabar?)
You can tell curry's been there for a week, (wah sedap!)
Mamak made it hot, I can feel the heat!
So be veli good and thank your mamak,
He makes food just like a sauna,
Panas, panas, here it comes now, panas, panas, here it comes now,
Oooo
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...
Aney, Aney, Tolong kira please boss!
(Some tamil convo here lolz)
- What?
- Ten ringgit forty cent, buuuttt for you guys - Ten ringgit.
- THANK YOU MACHA!
Eh Rudy..
Ah..
Mmm, tak rasa la. Not enough spice la...
Don't worry, I know what to do man.
Really?
(Telephone dialling)
HEY JIN!
Ow Sh*t, it's the morning crew!
HAhahahahahaha
Ho, you ain't hungry?
Well - I - am,
Take you to a place where they don't eat ham,
Speak malay or speak chinese,
A little bit of rice and some black eyed peas,
Where else can you go and eat real late?
Straight from the club and it's food on your plate,
Love Mackie Diz, but not today,
Think I'm in the mood for some cool teh,
Tell JJ, I think I found a winner,
Me and Rudy, we both missed dinner,
So you know that we're ready to eat,
No durians, now please have a seat!
Come on...
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...
All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.
All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.
Ifa roti real fine, 9 times outta 10, its coming from my mamak,
If the kopi real sweet, 9 times outta 10, its sweeter at my mamak,
If the cat's really ugly, I bet you, it is not at my mamak,
If the girl's real fine, 9 times outta 10, she's hanging at my mamak,
If you're chilling in subang, 9 times outta 10, you're chilling at my mamak,
If you're hanging in ampang, 9 times outta 10, you're hanging at my mamak,
At my mamak!
JJ, where'd you get your canai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your maggi from?
JJ, where'd you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your curry from?
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...
Roti make some noise!
If you like kopi, make some noise!
If you like mamak, make some noise!
Make some noise, Make some noise, noise, noise...
(noi, noi, noi, noi, noi...)
Ok, ok enough of the noise, eh - macha, macha, Rudy - Stop with the tin cans la!
Are you serious?
Yeala please
Alrite
Eh, but how's your roti ah?
Ooo, dashyat man
Eh, eh whatchu got eh watchu wat's that?
Eheh, chicken, lamb, everything inside!
Got telur?
GOOOOOTTTT
hehe. so very malaysian kan. gile cool derang nih. aku nk keje ngn derang leh?
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
the advice
life is a very funny thing. it can play u, twist u in a way u cud nvr imaginded. kdg2 ko suka, riang, bahagia sgt, the next second semua tu seolah2 direntap dr ko sekelip mata. and u hv no choice to still survive each day, embracing anything yg dtg pd ko hari tu and hope for the best
aku sndiri xtau nk dscribe apa yg aku rasa saat ni. semua benda berkecamuk, dgn masalah2 yg dtg bertimpa. tp bila pk2 blk, kdg2 masalah tu aku yg cr sndiri. so i've no one to blame except for myself. maka terimalah hukumannye skang payid
aku pon xtau ke mana arah post yg poyo ini. sbb aku sndiri xtau apa yg aku nk tulis. mana arah aku nk tuju. everything in such a mess rite now. btul la kata seseorg tuh, aku xtau apa yg aku nk dlm hidup ni sbnanye. i failed to put my priority kpd benda2 yg sepatutnye. aku lebih fokus pd benda2 yg aku sndiri pon xtau ape benda nye. ok, aku dah start bunyi mcm keling mabuk dah, ckp belit2
i thought i had my life planned out before this. mmg btul pon. untill i reach the turning point where i lost my job n my love. hidup aku mula terumbang ambing. aku dah jatuh terlalu lama. aku dah berada dlm situasi ni terlalu lama. 7 bulan. xcukup lg ke payid? bila pk2 balik, smp bila aku nk jadi camni. semua org dah terlalu jauh meninggalkan aku. aku masih kat sini, menuggu hape benda tah. aku sndiri pon tau i wont get back wutever i lost selama ni. cuma lebih bodoh lg i let the chances and opportunity pass me by juz because i refuse to open my heart, kononnye masihla berkabung lg. bongok btul
mungkin aku terlalu berpegang pd kata2 nasihat seseorg yg aku anggap mcm kakak selama ni. dia penah pesan kat aku "payid. klu betul payid masih sygkan dia, simpan rasa sayang tu. jgn penah buang," well, aku xsalahkan org yg bagi nasihat tu. mmg betul apa yg dia ckp, cuma aku pegang sebahagiannye sahaja. the other part of the advice yg berbunyi "tapi payid xleh trus camni. payid kena buktikan yg tanpa dia, payid masih boleh berjaya dlm idup payid. make urself a better person. try to get a better job, live a better life. then only, dia akan hormatkan awak. masa tu, jgnkan dia, org lain pon akn pandang payid."
so, the first part of the advice aku aku dh laksanakan. now tggl nk laksanakan the second part pulakla kan. hehe. sudahla tu payid. ko dah terlalu byk bermimpi. wake up to the cruel reality n start to live again. smp bila nk jd low life scumbag yg org pandang sebelah mata pon xnk
which actually lead us to the next question "jadi betulla payid masih harapkan dia?" sheehhsss.. seriously, aku xpenah tau cmne nk jwb soalan ni. sbb aku pon xpasti. bt apa yg aku nk buat skang, aku cuma nk laksanakan the second part of the advice, and grab any chances before it passes me by again.
so wish me luck guys...
aku sndiri xtau nk dscribe apa yg aku rasa saat ni. semua benda berkecamuk, dgn masalah2 yg dtg bertimpa. tp bila pk2 blk, kdg2 masalah tu aku yg cr sndiri. so i've no one to blame except for myself. maka terimalah hukumannye skang payid
aku pon xtau ke mana arah post yg poyo ini. sbb aku sndiri xtau apa yg aku nk tulis. mana arah aku nk tuju. everything in such a mess rite now. btul la kata seseorg tuh, aku xtau apa yg aku nk dlm hidup ni sbnanye. i failed to put my priority kpd benda2 yg sepatutnye. aku lebih fokus pd benda2 yg aku sndiri pon xtau ape benda nye. ok, aku dah start bunyi mcm keling mabuk dah, ckp belit2
i thought i had my life planned out before this. mmg btul pon. untill i reach the turning point where i lost my job n my love. hidup aku mula terumbang ambing. aku dah jatuh terlalu lama. aku dah berada dlm situasi ni terlalu lama. 7 bulan. xcukup lg ke payid? bila pk2 balik, smp bila aku nk jadi camni. semua org dah terlalu jauh meninggalkan aku. aku masih kat sini, menuggu hape benda tah. aku sndiri pon tau i wont get back wutever i lost selama ni. cuma lebih bodoh lg i let the chances and opportunity pass me by juz because i refuse to open my heart, kononnye masihla berkabung lg. bongok btul
mungkin aku terlalu berpegang pd kata2 nasihat seseorg yg aku anggap mcm kakak selama ni. dia penah pesan kat aku "payid. klu betul payid masih sygkan dia, simpan rasa sayang tu. jgn penah buang," well, aku xsalahkan org yg bagi nasihat tu. mmg betul apa yg dia ckp, cuma aku pegang sebahagiannye sahaja. the other part of the advice yg berbunyi "tapi payid xleh trus camni. payid kena buktikan yg tanpa dia, payid masih boleh berjaya dlm idup payid. make urself a better person. try to get a better job, live a better life. then only, dia akan hormatkan awak. masa tu, jgnkan dia, org lain pon akn pandang payid."
so, the first part of the advice aku aku dh laksanakan. now tggl nk laksanakan the second part pulakla kan. hehe. sudahla tu payid. ko dah terlalu byk bermimpi. wake up to the cruel reality n start to live again. smp bila nk jd low life scumbag yg org pandang sebelah mata pon xnk
which actually lead us to the next question "jadi betulla payid masih harapkan dia?" sheehhsss.. seriously, aku xpenah tau cmne nk jwb soalan ni. sbb aku pon xpasti. bt apa yg aku nk buat skang, aku cuma nk laksanakan the second part of the advice, and grab any chances before it passes me by again.
so wish me luck guys...
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
a belated new year post
dah seminggu 2008 menjeguk muka. br skang aku sibuk2 nk buat new year post. camnila sikap payid yg slow. haha. well readers, i hope it's not too late for me to wish u a happy new year. may this 2008 brings more prosperity and happiness to u guys
i started my new year in a not so fancy way. i quit my job (again!) and i had an argument with my ex (again!). so much for kononnye mengharapkan perubahan di tahun baru kan. hehe. xpela. brg yg lepas, jgn dikenang
speaking of "barang yang lepas", 2007 sememangnye thn yg xbape baik utk aku la. i quit my jobs 4 times and i was out of cash for about 4 months already. aku terpaksa ikat perut, berjalan kaki ke ofis, being cheated n mcm2 lg. pergh, hebat sgguh perjalanan karier aku kan. haha. gile ah. aku sndiri pon xtau camne aku survive. bila org tanya, aku pon xtau nk jwb camne. it's seems like i've no choice actually rather than move forward, no matter how hard it is. aku terpaksa harung jugak. it's a sink or swim situation. either ko mati lemas, atau ko berenang gak ngn susah payah walaupon org lain ada yg naik 7,8 million punye yacht. so itu la yg aku buat skang ni. redah je and hope for the best
as for my personal life pon was not so gd gak. i had issues with my family, esp my dad, which i prefer not to discuss actually. bt things are getting better btween us. lgpon, jauh mana sgt dia nk buang aku kan. family ties tu adalah sesuatu yg bukan senang nk diputuskan. lgpon, in the worst situation, percayalah yg family gak will b the person we turn on to. family will nvr turn their back on us. they will alwiz b there for u even if u r in d deepest shit. they alwiz care. cuma kdg2 kita yg tend to take things for granted sbb dh selalu dpt kut. sesekali bila kehilangn, baru la rasa menyesal. u dun miss the water till the well runs dry.
and yes. semua org sedia maklum my love life also was like hell. i ws dumped and i could even barely move lepas tu. bt im slowly recovering and still in progress. tks a lot to my frens yg xputus2 dan xjemu2 bg smgt xkira bape kali aku jatuh pon. seriously, i owe them a lot. and as for my ex, i juz hope dat dia gembira. i hope dia jumpa apa yg dia cari dlm hidup dia, and hopefully dia jumpa org yg betul2 layak utk dia
so, at present, i am officially unemployed again. dan sekarang sedang sibuk mencari kerja lagi. insyaAllah, aku mengharap thn ni aku bernasib baik. moga aku cepat dpt kerja dan sempat byr hutang piutang kat kwn2 aku yg byk tlg aku financially selama ni. seriously, aku xpenah lupa jasa derang. bila pk2 blk, it's seriously scary. masa study dlu, aku xpenah terbayang yg aku akn menganggur. aku xpenah sangka yg the real world would b so scary, so mean and so merciless. well payid, welcome to the real world!
well, since kita masih di topik thn baru (dan aku pon mls nk buat post lain) apa kata aku buat wish list aku utk thn ni kan
1. aku nk ada kerja yg best. best bukanla dlm erti kata kerja yg sgt hebat dan bergaya (tp klu dpt pon ok la gak kan). juz a decent job where i can earn an honest living. cukupla utk aku rancang semula future plan aku yg dah rabak
2. aku harap aku mampu beli kereta. xpyh kete mewah2. dulu2 berangan nk beli kelisa putih kan. since kelisa pon dh xde dlm production kena la aku pk kete idaman lain lak. proton pon dh nk keluarkan model baru kan. so tggu dan lihat saja. for the time being, naik bas pon ok hape kan?
3. aku nk handphone baru. bkn la henpon lama ni rosak (syy...ckp pelan2. kecik ati dia nnt klu dgr). cuma dah zaman sains dan teknologi ni, aku teruja gak la nk berhandphone 3G kan. bolehla melayari donia npa sempadan di mana sahaja anda berada. hehe
4. i want to take cheryl samad out for a date. or at least try to seduce her. if she falls for me, that's even better. haha. DREAM ON PAYID! eh, tapi xsalahkan. dia pon ada gosip2 liar tentang kesengetan and furthermore, according to URTV keluaran terbaru, dia masih single kan. dan xkisah pon xde bf. adakah dia xkisah nk ada gf? haha. dan adakah dia xkisah berpartner ngn payid? haha...
5. i need a new partner. perkara ini hanya boleh dicapai setelah perkara 4 tercapai. sekiranya perkara 5 tercapai terlebih dahulu maka payid harusla melupakan niat langsung untuk melaksanakan perkara 4. unless gf baru payid sgt understanding dan xkisah dimadukan oleh cheryl samad. atau xkisah diceraikan sekiranya cheryl samad xmahu bermadu. haha
ok2. wish list aku dah makin melalut plak. xpela. aku rasa better stop sini dlu sb nk g anta resume. wish me luck guys.
i started my new year in a not so fancy way. i quit my job (again!) and i had an argument with my ex (again!). so much for kononnye mengharapkan perubahan di tahun baru kan. hehe. xpela. brg yg lepas, jgn dikenang
speaking of "barang yang lepas", 2007 sememangnye thn yg xbape baik utk aku la. i quit my jobs 4 times and i was out of cash for about 4 months already. aku terpaksa ikat perut, berjalan kaki ke ofis, being cheated n mcm2 lg. pergh, hebat sgguh perjalanan karier aku kan. haha. gile ah. aku sndiri pon xtau camne aku survive. bila org tanya, aku pon xtau nk jwb camne. it's seems like i've no choice actually rather than move forward, no matter how hard it is. aku terpaksa harung jugak. it's a sink or swim situation. either ko mati lemas, atau ko berenang gak ngn susah payah walaupon org lain ada yg naik 7,8 million punye yacht. so itu la yg aku buat skang ni. redah je and hope for the best
as for my personal life pon was not so gd gak. i had issues with my family, esp my dad, which i prefer not to discuss actually. bt things are getting better btween us. lgpon, jauh mana sgt dia nk buang aku kan. family ties tu adalah sesuatu yg bukan senang nk diputuskan. lgpon, in the worst situation, percayalah yg family gak will b the person we turn on to. family will nvr turn their back on us. they will alwiz b there for u even if u r in d deepest shit. they alwiz care. cuma kdg2 kita yg tend to take things for granted sbb dh selalu dpt kut. sesekali bila kehilangn, baru la rasa menyesal. u dun miss the water till the well runs dry.
and yes. semua org sedia maklum my love life also was like hell. i ws dumped and i could even barely move lepas tu. bt im slowly recovering and still in progress. tks a lot to my frens yg xputus2 dan xjemu2 bg smgt xkira bape kali aku jatuh pon. seriously, i owe them a lot. and as for my ex, i juz hope dat dia gembira. i hope dia jumpa apa yg dia cari dlm hidup dia, and hopefully dia jumpa org yg betul2 layak utk dia
so, at present, i am officially unemployed again. dan sekarang sedang sibuk mencari kerja lagi. insyaAllah, aku mengharap thn ni aku bernasib baik. moga aku cepat dpt kerja dan sempat byr hutang piutang kat kwn2 aku yg byk tlg aku financially selama ni. seriously, aku xpenah lupa jasa derang. bila pk2 blk, it's seriously scary. masa study dlu, aku xpenah terbayang yg aku akn menganggur. aku xpenah sangka yg the real world would b so scary, so mean and so merciless. well payid, welcome to the real world!
well, since kita masih di topik thn baru (dan aku pon mls nk buat post lain) apa kata aku buat wish list aku utk thn ni kan
1. aku nk ada kerja yg best. best bukanla dlm erti kata kerja yg sgt hebat dan bergaya (tp klu dpt pon ok la gak kan). juz a decent job where i can earn an honest living. cukupla utk aku rancang semula future plan aku yg dah rabak
2. aku harap aku mampu beli kereta. xpyh kete mewah2. dulu2 berangan nk beli kelisa putih kan. since kelisa pon dh xde dlm production kena la aku pk kete idaman lain lak. proton pon dh nk keluarkan model baru kan. so tggu dan lihat saja. for the time being, naik bas pon ok hape kan?
3. aku nk handphone baru. bkn la henpon lama ni rosak (syy...ckp pelan2. kecik ati dia nnt klu dgr). cuma dah zaman sains dan teknologi ni, aku teruja gak la nk berhandphone 3G kan. bolehla melayari donia npa sempadan di mana sahaja anda berada. hehe
4. i want to take cheryl samad out for a date. or at least try to seduce her. if she falls for me, that's even better. haha. DREAM ON PAYID! eh, tapi xsalahkan. dia pon ada gosip2 liar tentang kesengetan and furthermore, according to URTV keluaran terbaru, dia masih single kan. dan xkisah pon xde bf. adakah dia xkisah nk ada gf? haha. dan adakah dia xkisah berpartner ngn payid? haha...
5. i need a new partner. perkara ini hanya boleh dicapai setelah perkara 4 tercapai. sekiranya perkara 5 tercapai terlebih dahulu maka payid harusla melupakan niat langsung untuk melaksanakan perkara 4. unless gf baru payid sgt understanding dan xkisah dimadukan oleh cheryl samad. atau xkisah diceraikan sekiranya cheryl samad xmahu bermadu. haha
ok2. wish list aku dah makin melalut plak. xpela. aku rasa better stop sini dlu sb nk g anta resume. wish me luck guys.
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